The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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