Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Never joke about your clitoris.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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