Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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