barbara walters just said penis...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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