It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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