I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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