like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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