Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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