Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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