matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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