When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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