You work out of a Hotel?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just gift wrapped bread.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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