you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
