How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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