that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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