I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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