My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
