That's when you crack a 10am beer
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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