She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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