I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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