i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
being pregnant is like rehab
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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