UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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