you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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