these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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