He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Tornado booty call.. dedication
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Randomize
