either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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