Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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