He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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