wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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