im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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