Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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