Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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