she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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