we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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