is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
