I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I will pee on everything he values.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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