He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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