brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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