Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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