I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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