My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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