you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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