I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
