well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Enjoy the penises
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
