I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Im part way to drunk.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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