Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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