you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There's even glitter on my cock...
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