Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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