butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this just has baby written all over it
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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