Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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