these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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