plz talk dirty to me
Jerry, you need to find god
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
